I am a tow truck driverBeen driving trucks for yearsCan do this one with eyes closed (Have checked, the car’s in gear)…. I’m sure the car was in gear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Yahoo
I need some inspirationI’ve tried but no can doHang on, I think it’s comingYep, here it comes, yahoo…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Was Tubby and Dim
I used to be a tubbyBefore I joined the gymI’m now transformed, quite different(I’m also not so dim)…. Could Stan have something to do with designing this poster?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Red Carpet
We came here in a limousineRed carpet they rolled outWe’re from the High SocietyThat’s what we’re all about…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
The Rock Climbing Photographer
My job is photographingClimbers climbing rocksTake all safety precautionsAttaching me to rocks…. This would worry me…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Bike Lane
We built this special laneA safety one, for bikesBut no-one seems to use itNo-one seems to like…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
My Sunday Write
My neurons are feeling bit sorryFor pulling the pin yesterdayThey said they’ll now give me some overtimeAnd do it without any pay Aren’t they nice?…… So what can do you today Don?Work us real hard (with no pay)Make lotsa neural connectionsLead us thy hallowed, thine way Shit, they’re getting religious. Time to stop……. Yesterday’s pin-pullingContinue reading “My Sunday Write”
Stan Wins Lounge of the Year Award
Every lounge I look at’sOld same old same oldI wanted something differentExciting, different, bold…. What have you to say to the media Stan?……. It was nothing….. There you are listenersHumble words from a toilet installer….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Gertrude
Hop in the car there GertrudeWe’re going for a driveTo see your distant cousinsThey’re a’waiting your arrive I phoned in advance….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
We’re More than Just Plain Clothing
We’re more than just plain clothingOur fashions are an artWe push this in our marketingOur fashions are an art…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 