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Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him You have a tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inJust the spot can see DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet1 Comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan. Fountain Expert

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan3 Comments on Stan. Fountain Expert

Stan Installs a Different Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They were a close-knit coupleHand-holding all the timeInstalled a toilet just for themTo hold hands all the time DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hands, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet3 Comments on Stan Installs a Different Toilet

Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said they couldn’t afford oneA toilet from the storeSo did a cheap and comfy oneA toilet for the poor Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

Stan Demonstrates His Front-End Loader Skills

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a front-end loaderNot dumb I know my stuffPerfecting what no others can(Yep yep) I know my stuff Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:front-end loader, humour, poetry, rhyme, skill, stan2 Comments on Stan Demonstrates His Front-End Loader Skills

Stan in Charge of Drilling Operations

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Think I gotta problemUsing this here drillShoulda done my homeworkFeeling like a dill Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:drilling, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Stan in Charge of Drilling Operations

Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients had nowhereTo look at their petsI shopped around came up withThe ticket, all wet We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fish, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan Installs a Wiper

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just installed a wiperHad it serviced, checkedWorks just like it should doShould do, serviced, checked Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, installation, poetry, rhyme, stan, wiper5 Comments on Stan Installs a Wiper

Stan. Bike Sign Planter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I have this bike signAnd have a great spotI have lots of knowledgeSign planting I got Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bike, humour, poetry, rhyme, river, sign, stan4 Comments on Stan. Bike Sign Planter

Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I went to universityLearnt how to not waste spaceExample here of projectGot top marks spatial taste Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, truck1 Comment on Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

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