Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom
Handsoap
My auntie is quite literalAs can here be seenHandsoap by the bathroom bowlHandsoap to keep clean…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Help Stan, We Need You
We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mothers Day
Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Interior Decoration
We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer
Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Social Distancing in the Bathroom
Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Jukebox
I’m gonna get a jukeboxComplete the room decorInvite the next-door neighboursCome and have a tour Might organize a shindigInvite neighbours next doorPut on ‘Rock Around the Clock’For shindigs ( and lots more)…. And splashys in the tub…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 