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Stan Advises on the Bathroom

Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 29, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, stan4 Comments on Stan Advises on the Bathroom

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:bathroom, light switch2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Handsoap

My auntie is quite literalAs can here be seenHandsoap by the bathroom bowlHandsoap to keep clean…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 3, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, hand, humour, poetry, soap2 Comments on Handsoap

Help Stan, We Need You

We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, door, humour, poetry, stan, tradesman2 Comments on Help Stan, We Need You

Mothers Day

Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, card, hotel, humour, mothers day, poetry2 Comments on Mothers Day

Interior Decoration

We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 19, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, interior design, poetry, tiling, toilet1 Comment on Interior Decoration

Stan Installs Another Toilet

We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2021August 22, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, stan, toilet1 Comment on Stan Installs Another Toilet

Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer

Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 1, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, plumber, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer

Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 16, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, covid, humour, poetry8 Comments on Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Jukebox

I’m gonna get a jukeboxComplete the room decorInvite the next-door neighboursCome and have a tour Might organize a shindigInvite neighbours next doorPut on ‘Rock Around the Clock’For shindigs ( and lots more)…. And splashys in the tub…… Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, jukebox, poetry, room decor2 Comments on Jukebox

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