Ralph is FCS resident dog I like to run up hills I doRun up hills I likeGetting to the top is goodTo the top I like…. I won’t give up…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Children
Children have a right toAgree or disagreeShow their feelings with no fussAlso quietly…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Bodacious
Write something incorporating the word ‘bodacious’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BODACIOUS Bodacious (you’re stretching me now Fan)I admit I don’t know what it meansConsulted my friend/helper GoogleHe just shrugged…. Why did I give away my Encyclopedia Britannica Fan?…… DM
Roof Proof
I looked down from above meAt something fell off roofI thought it was a squirrelOn ground gave me the proof…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Driver Message
Wind yer window downI got something to sayA message for you mateyHave a happy day…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Allure
Write something incorporating the word ‘allure’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ALLURE I am not pornographicErotic just a tadOozing sex and much allureAnd just a tad bit bad Jeez Fan, sounds a hot one. Advise staying clear.…… DM
Workout
Workouts are importantKeeps the body fitTones the sinews. musclesEven while I sit…. My personal trainer has given me this regimefor my total body fitness…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Maze
I thought this looked a fun thingEntered on weekendTurned out not a fun thingRescue team please send…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fixing the Problem
Trouble we had (smoking)Playing also (games)Now we’ve fixed the problemNo more silly games…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Landscape Consulting Service
We wondered what to plant hereGo see Stan they saidCame up with the perfect answerSaid he used his head…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 