Huey, Dewey, LouieAll three had to waitTill Donald said come join meIn 1938 Good to know…. Thankyou… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsApril 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Tyre
I’ve got these funny thingsComing out my tyreIs there something wrong mechanic?Is it very dire?…. Nothing to worry about sir…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Christmas Angel
Finished Christmas dinner(Lovely Christmas pie)Saw a Christmas angelFloating in the sky…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
My Little Ode To Depression
I’m gonna write a depressPressing verse for youFull of dread and sorrowNo teeter ha ha hoo What you laughing for?….I haven’t started yet….. I feel depression weighingDown on me is itDepression with a big cap DJeez I feel like shit You’re in a bad way…. Thanks…. Don MatthewsNow no longer depressedApril 2021
Window Complaint
The customer complainedCan’t open windows (four)No matter how, how hard she tries(She’s OK with the doors)…. It’s not called a window lock for nothing madam….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?
My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Our Little Saul
We had a family photoTaken with us allMummy, daddy, daughter (me)And our little Saul…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
130 mph
I think there’s something wrong mechanicOne-thirty miles per hourIt seems to shake, vibrate a lotAt such great speed and power…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Warning To All Cappuccino Drinkers
Coffee please give me inspiration“Gaze in me, don’t blink” it did quothI did as directed, got hypnotizedFell forward, ended up in the froth Shit!…. Don’t listen when your coffee talks to you like thisCan only lead to trouble……. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Does a Quick Fix
The column started crackingWhatever can I do?(Temporary quick fix)Till I can get some glue…. Well done Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
