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Poet Don Reporting on the Arrival of Huey, Dewey and Louie

Huey, Dewey, LouieAll three had to waitTill Donald said come join meIn 1938 Good to know…. Thankyou… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2021Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:Donald Duck, humour, poetyrLeave a comment on Poet Don Reporting on the Arrival of Huey, Dewey and Louie

Tyre

I’ve got these funny thingsComing out my tyreIs there something wrong mechanic?Is it very dire?…. Nothing to worry about sir…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2021Posted inCarsTags:humour, poetry, car, tyre8 Comments on Tyre

Christmas Angel

Finished Christmas dinner(Lovely Christmas pie)Saw a Christmas angelFloating in the sky…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:angel, cats, humour, photograph, poetry6 Comments on Christmas Angel

My Little Ode To Depression

I’m gonna write a depressPressing verse for youFull of dread and sorrowNo teeter ha ha hoo What you laughing for?….I haven’t started yet….. I feel depression weighingDown on me is itDepression with a big cap DJeez I feel like shit You’re in a bad way…. Thanks…. Don MatthewsNow no longer depressedApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:depression, humour, poetryLeave a comment on My Little Ode To Depression

Window Complaint

The customer complainedCan’t open windows (four)No matter how, how hard she tries(She’s OK with the doors)…. It’s not called a window lock for nothing madam….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 15, 2021Posted inCarsTags:car window, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Window Complaint

Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?

My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 15, 2021Posted inCarsTags:car, exhaust, humour, mechanic, poetryLeave a comment on Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?

Our Little Saul

We had a family photoTaken with us allMummy, daddy, daughter (me)And our little Saul…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, poetry, ventroloquist3 Comments on Our Little Saul

130 mph

I think there’s something wrong mechanicOne-thirty miles per hourIt seems to shake, vibrate a lotAt such great speed and power…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2021Posted inCarsTags:car, humour, poetry1 Comment on 130 mph

Warning To All Cappuccino Drinkers

Coffee please give me inspiration“Gaze in me, don’t blink” it did quothI did as directed, got hypnotizedFell forward, ended up in the froth Shit!…. Don’t listen when your coffee talks to you like thisCan only lead to trouble……. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:coffee, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Warning To All Cappuccino Drinkers

Stan Does a Quick Fix

The column started crackingWhatever can I do?(Temporary quick fix)Till I can get some glue…. Well done Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 13, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:building construction, humour, poetry, stan6 Comments on Stan Does a Quick Fix

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