Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020
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Poet Don Teaches the Class Division
Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”
Social Distance Shoes
I’d like a pair of long-nose shoes To social distance me I really like the curly ones Nah, they’re awful, crappy Thanks…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Users Security is Important to Us
Security’s important To us at Kinguin Passwords must be very long So hackers can’t get in Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
My Trip to the Bank
I went to the bank to draw money Wearing my nice new black mask Seems I picked wrong one for occasion Wrong one I picked for the task That’s your ski one…. Oh…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Roy’s Leg
Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”
Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock
What do you think is the difference between (Your minds you will need to unblock) A jeweller, and also a jailer? Think hard my dear great little flock (mumble….mumble….think….think….) We don’t know Poet Don…. One watches cells and the other sells watches…. (blank looks all round….) (What am I doing wrong?….) Poet Don has aContinue reading “Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock”
KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum
Just eaten with my mummy (And with my daddy too) KFC’s new artificial Nuggets (spices too) Asked mummy if this artificial Meat was free-range grown? As well as all the herbs and spices Green and yellow brown (She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…) I am a little worried Will come to Hungry Jacks Artificial meatContinue reading “KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum”
Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact
To grow, little froggies must catch/eat Insects living in Froggie Hollow On spying a treat they leap forward, chomp/eat Then close their eyes as it they swallow You’re a mine of information…. Thankyou… Poet Don has travelled the world looking into the eyes of frogs (as they swallow). He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact”
Cyberdiapers by Tesla
Elon’s making cyberdiapers Elon ‘Spaceman’ Musk Tech researching, (heavy stuff) It’s been a daunting task It has these built-in autolights A feature autocrawl No longer will your baby need Exert themselves and haul It has a beaut translator To help you when you dabble Speaking with your little one For meaningful-like babble What would aContinue reading “Cyberdiapers by Tesla”
