Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Apart

Write something incorporating the word ‘apart’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO APART Covid is trying to penetrate meI’m trying to keep us apartTo do this I’ve lowered portcullis(My ‘cullis is dear to my heart) They’ve got holes all over…… Do they?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Disaster

Write something incorporating the word ‘disaster’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. You been watching too many buses crashing into cafes Fan? ODE TO DISASTER I think I was a failureTo my dad and mumYou could say a disasterI always spat my dum It was a pretty blue one(ButContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Disaster”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Essence

Write something incorporating the word ‘essence’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Ready? Yep…Moot …shoot After much research Into the little-know Igbans, here goes…… ODE TO MOOT Moot in Igba is said motsMoot, take off o tack on sVery useful word for the Igbas(They also do lots of cross-dress)Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Essence”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Essence

Write something incorporating the word ‘essence’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ESSENCE I really don’t like being ‘essence’I’d like to go back (me abort)‘Ecnesse’? sounds good, yep I like itI’ve made a new word to report Oxford English Dic?…… I’ve got something for ya……… You don’tContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Essence”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pole and a belated Answer

Write something incorporating the word ‘pole’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO POLE Trixxy’s adding skillsTo her repertoireSliding down a glitter poleWhile Lexxy plays sitar Gawd…… BELATED ODE TO ANSWER I have a valid answer forMy lack of ode last nightOver-runContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pole and a belated Answer”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Premiere

Write something incorporating the word ‘premiere’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO PREMIERE We’re off to see a premiereOn how to hussy wellA new film from the Hussy BoardImprove your hussy sell They promise…… Being members of theHussy Union we getContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Premiere”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Unfathomable

Write something incorporating the word ‘unfathomable’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UNFATHOMABLE Why ever am I given such a shit wordAs unfathomable with which I’m to rhyme?It’s causing me pain and frustrationI’m not having a very happy time…. Thanks a lot Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Alcohol

Write something incorporating the word ‘alcohol’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ALCOHOL (AND POOR JACKY) We had fun making alcoholMoonshine ethanolWondered why our JackyThen up and carked it?…. Methanol contaminant…… Deadly poison…… Oh? sorry Jacky…… DM