Humour Don’t Sell Papers

I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”

The Meg-a-Mansion

They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”

Poet Don Teaches the Class Division

Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”