I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
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Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
His Name was Mr Marshall
There are many unusual first names todayFor a split second I got caught out when paying for petrol His name was Mr Marshall Or so his nametag said His Christian name was Covid I think I got misled Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
My Microwave’s Rebelling
My microwave’s rebelling Will not do what I say It’s rising up against me I am in charge. OBEY! Maybe it’s telling me it’s junk food…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don reporting on Pie Rates
In Jamaica a slice of pie costs Three dollars and fifty cents While in the adjacent Bahamas It’s five dollars and fifty cents Such are the pie rates of the Caribbean Poet Don is news reporter for FCSReporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Success
To find success Be in midair There is no lift You must take stair Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Rattish Mother, Brattish Child
I’m in a cafe quietly drinking coffee and reading the paper when: I’m witnessing a child right now To me, description brattish The mother (tatooed) encourages To me, description rattish The child, to me, eventually Will grow like mother, rattish While I at moment must endure A child performing brattish They’ve gone….Good riddance Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “Rattish Mother, Brattish Child”
Priscilla Cat She’s Clever
Priscilla can do anything Anything, no care Here she’s showing us she can Velcro to a chair Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don Reporting on World Mosquito Day, 20 August
Join with me as round the world all Haters of mozzies unite Sweet little insect bloodsuckers Looking for bodies to bite Poet Don is FCS news anchorReporting on things of interestand no interest at all
Global Broadband Bid
5am risers in Sydney Saw OFO lights in the sky The obvious question they then asked Was where did they come from, and why? Was just Elon Musk launching satellites 58 (with his billionaire hand) Purpose? He’s making a bid for A low-cost and global broadband Don MatthewsAugust 2020
