I am your daily paperPrint all the filth and shitWhich journalists all bring to meCome read me, feast on shit…. The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day. Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media,Continue reading “Gutter Press”
Tag Archives: rhyme
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Despite the Time and Effort
I write a lot of twaddleI write a lot of rhymeDespite the time and effortI haven’t made a dime Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Publisher Wanted
I’m looking for a publisherA rhymy-loving typeWho wants to increase readership(I also offer skype) There are no skyping rhymers(Who offer two for one)I’ll skype for you both day or nightBuy me (before I’m done) Although my rhyme’s oft silly-likeThere’s serious undertonesA flippant/serious comboWaiting to get known Don MatthewsOctober 2021
A Perfect Fit
Rhyme you say so much to meYou crack me up with mirthYou help me look inside myselfAnd see what is of worth At times you do frustrate meCan’t make your lines go rhymeI guess I can’t expect them toGo balance every time I’ll bend you and do what I needTo make you say my bitYouContinue reading “A Perfect Fit”
A Decent Rhyme
Takes a bit of effortTakes a bit of timeAvoiding corny cliquesTo make a decent rhyme Jack and Jill was a struggle…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Jack and Jill’s Influence on my Rhyming Career
Why do I always write in rhymeAnd not in boring prose?Cos Jack and Jill went up the hillCos that’s why, there ya go’s Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Humour Don’t Sell Papers
I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 