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Stan Builds a Staircase
I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Shit Priscilla, Not Again?
I’ve gone and got myself stuckShit, done it againAnyone? Help please? Anyone?I am in deep-shit pain…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Mirror mirror on the wallYou curvy little bitTell me what you think of me“You silly little git”….. Oh?….you’re a door? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Fixit Man
We had a little problemProblem with the doorCalled for Stan the fixit manProblem is no more……. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Doors
When one door closesAnother one opensOr you can openThe one that’s closed That’s how doors work Amazing…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is news reporter for FCS reporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company
Stan of well-known Top-Notch DoorsEmployed to hang two doorsKnown for doing top-notch jobsJobs without no flaws We gotta problem here son…. Have we boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Shifting Ground
We built our house rock solid-likeBut ground it went and shiftedThe problem now is door has goneDoor has gone and drifted Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
A New Cat Door for Priscilla
I cut out a new cat doorCut it not too tightPut it back on hinges, thoughtSomething’s not quite right? Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Our Very Useful Side Door
We love our new green side doorIt’s purpose hard to see?It comes in very handy asExit emergency Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
