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Stan the Fixit Man

We had a little problemProblem with the doorCalled for Stan the fixit manProblem is no more……. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 13, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:door, toilet5 Comments on Stan the Fixit Man

Poet Don Reporting on Doors

When one door closesAnother one opensOr you can openThe one that’s closed That’s how doors work Amazing…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is news reporter for FCS reporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2020Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:door10 Comments on Poet Don Reporting on Doors

Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company

Stan of well-known Top-Notch DoorsEmployed to hang two doorsKnown for doing top-notch jobsJobs without no flaws We gotta problem here son…. Have we boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 29, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:door, installation2 Comments on Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company

Shifting Ground

We built our house rock solid-likeBut ground it went and shiftedThe problem now is door has goneDoor has gone and drifted Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 19, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:door, shifting ground, stepsLeave a comment on Shifting Ground

A New Cat Door for Priscilla

I cut out a new cat doorCut it not too tightPut it back on hinges, thoughtSomething’s not quite right? Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2020Posted inPriscilla the catTags:cat, door1 Comment on A New Cat Door for Priscilla

Our Very Useful Side Door

We love our new green side doorIt’s purpose hard to see?It comes in very handy asExit emergency Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 28, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:door1 Comment on Our Very Useful Side Door
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