Come to daddy darlingCome for nice big hugDarling you’ve now gone and madeDaddy look a mug Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
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They Showed Me How To Do It
They showed me how to do itSaid go and practice itI’ve tried and tried so many timesNo luck, I give up, shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
I’ve Got a Clever Dad
I’ve got a clever dad I haveHe helps me on the swingGiving lots of energyRing-a-ding-a-ding You clever dad…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Children
Children have a right toAgree or disagreeShow their feelings with no fussAlso quietly…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Football Daddy
Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
So Tired
Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Waiting at the Slot
I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Thankyou Mummy For Drink
Thankyou mummy for drinkMy favourite cup and strawYou’ve given me a new drinkFrom up my straw to draw…. Yummy mummy…… I’m pleased you like it sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Hang On Darling
Hang on tight my darlingYour going for a rideAll is safe, enjoyableMummy’s by your side…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Mummy Likes My Game Too
I like this little gameIt gives me so much funDip it in and throw it roundEspecially with mum…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 