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Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him You have a tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inJust the spot can see DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet1 Comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 20, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bidet, building, construction, humour, poetry, rhyme, toilet3 Comments on We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

Interior Decoration

We had a throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, rhyme, throne, toiletLeave a comment on Interior Decoration

Incorrect, American

You ask to use the bathroom?The bathroom to do itIncorrect, AmericanIt’s toilet on we sit Bathrooms are for bathingToilets, shit and peeIncorrect, AmericanIt’s toilet sit for thee Found it. It’s in the bathroom…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:american, bathroom, humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Incorrect, American

Stan Installs a Different Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They were a close-knit coupleHand-holding all the timeInstalled a toilet just for themTo hold hands all the time DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hands, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet3 Comments on Stan Installs a Different Toilet

What is This?

What is the purpose of a door like this?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:door, toilet2 Comments on What is This?

Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said they couldn’t afford oneA toilet from the storeSo did a cheap and comfy oneA toilet for the poor Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients had nowhereTo look at their petsI shopped around came up withThe ticket, all wet We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fish, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Do you have a favourite place you have visited?Where is it? Yes, I do have a favourite place. I frequent it quite often My favourite place is toiletThere I goes and sitsDoing lotsa pissesDoing lotsa shits Sorry Fan. Couldn’t help it……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toilet1 Comment on Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Cilla and Francie

Priscilla is FCS resident cat. Friend Francie Cilla/FrancieHang on tightGone and lost it Outa sight Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cats, humour, losing, poetry, rhyme, toilet1 Comment on Cilla and Francie

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