Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m sitting in the restaurantWaiting for my wineOthers do all have theirsWaiter where is mine?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
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Priscilla Tries to Perfect
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I do this best when standingUpright, all erectAtypical of a normal catI’m almost there, perfect…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Cilla is a TV Addict
Cilla is an addict forTV realityLoves the toms and pussy showFrisky Felines Three…. Started with 10 but 7 eliminated to date……. Priscilla is hoping for King Tom Billy to win…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla and the Silly Game
Priscilla is FCS resident cat This is such a silly gameBanging on the glassI’ll just pretend and humour himBanging on the glass…. Shit cat…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla and her Strange Dream
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I had the strangest dream I didWas flying in the skySwitched on to automatic pilotAutomatic – why?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla Always Wanted to be a Pilot
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Cilla has a passionFor flying in the airTo always be a pilotHow gets there doesn’t care…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla Plays with Herself
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Well this is rather interestingWhat is it here I spy?It looks to be a part of meWhat’s going on here? Why?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
from the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Cat Sign of Personality DisorderBuilding a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Weberentirely out of empty cat food tins
Priscilla Owns a Hotel
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla owns a hotelAnd at the desk she sitsWaiting for the customers(She’s very fond of Brits) High-class monied ones…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Never Kick Priscilla
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Never kick PriscillaShe’ll go you, she’ll attackYou’ll be so sorry what you didYou will not hurry back…. These cat burglers came in the black of night. (Hence poor light conditions)…… Reports are they have not been seen of since. …… Moral -do not kick Priscilla. You will pay…… DonContinue reading “Never Kick Priscilla”
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