High flyer is PriscillaHere’s she’s practisingReadies, then she launchesInto sky, high fling…. Fearless…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact
Cilla contacts aliensKeeps in touch dailyEvidence she has for usScroll right down and see…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately. So, I apologise for aContinue reading “Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact”
Priscilla Passes the Table Test
Despite my whiskey tippleI’ve passed the table testShown I am in full controlShown I’m at my best…. I am in full control…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Beam Me Up Scottie
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Me and Scottie get on wellEstablished good rapportRides in spaceship all for freeUp me Scottie, more…. Bet ya didn’t know I was in with the aliens did ya…….meow Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Monster’s Been Reported
A monster’s been reportedI’m told it is a catIt’s name they say’s PriscillaWhat a nice name is that…. Shit…. This must be a different Priscilla readers (two reasons). I don’t feed our FCS Priscilla ‘MonsterMeow’. And I have trained her to be nice, not mean like this…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It’s no use crying over spilt milk.It only makes it salty for the cat.
Priscilla
It’s my cat’s worldI’m just here to open cans
Priscilla Rules the Roost at FCS
At FCS Priscilla’s bossWhile I’m just a mere manI run to every beck and callPlease Don, open my can? Yes sweetie, top-of-the-range pilchards tonight… Meow….. Notice she’s well-mannered. I’ve taught her to say please….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Cilla Likes to Be Right Up
Cilla likes to be right upLike all cats (their goal)Casts her pussy eyes aroundFor a local pole…. I’m gonna have to train her not to do this…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Priscilla’s Found a Productive Pastime
I’m working on a pastimeWhich doesn’t waste my timeWhich I see as productiveAnd worth my spending time…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
