Ralph is FCS resident dog I like to run up hills I doRun up hills I likeGetting to the top is goodTo the top I like…. I won’t give up…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
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Ralph Learns a New Trick
Ralph is FCS resident dog The purpose of my trick(Been practising some time)Takes coordinationGetting things in line….. More practice needed mate……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Leash
New leash on the marketOn dog I did tryWorried were neighboursDog/I wondered why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Our Dog is not Food Fussy
Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralphy Loves His Walkies
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralphy loves his walkiesWe go out every dayWalking, happy, RalphyHappy, bouncing, gay…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I Took Our Dog to the Vet
Our dog was feeling poorlyTook him to the vetYes said vet would seem soSeem so said the vet…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralph’s Training Course
Ralph is FCS resident dog Took lots of timeWas quite a featBut now knows whatWhat not to eat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Ralph Watches His Master Leave
Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Walking the Poodle
I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
What is Your Object?
What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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