We had some blinds left overWanted to re-useFound the perfect placeFound another use…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Category Archives: CONSTRUCTION FAILS
Stan Builds a Staircase
I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Social Distancing in the Bathroom
Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Explains to Customer
This little thing stuck out the floorShit, what rotten luckApplied vast knowledge have accruedThought this might fix it up…. It’s lovely Stan. A mini carpet….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Roof Extension
We ran into a load-bearingBeam (can’t take it down)Sorted out the problemJust went and stained it brown….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Does His Utter Best
I had some problems with this oneBut did my utter bestTo make (deluxe) a toilet toMeet customers request…. The lid won’t stay back Stan…. What?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Happy Little Urinals
We’re happy little urinalsStanding in a rowAccommodating eight at timeAll sing doh si doh Best I could do…..sorry Don MatthewsMay 2021
Lines
We have an applicatorWhich lines the road with paintBut last night’s applicatorSeems to have lacked restraint…. Stan?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan’s Lost Something
Hello? what is that I seeLying in the road?It should be lying on not inOn, not in the road…. So that’s where I left it?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan and Perc Close Road for Repairs
We’ve got some road repairs to doEmployed Percy and StanNeed to close the road for whileDetour if you can…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
