We had a little problemConnecting level oneAnd level two togetherStan solved it, got job done…… We are very happy with Stan’s workmanship…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: CONSTRUCTION FAILS
Stan Installs a Coat Hook
Employed to put this coatHook behind the doorVery proud of workmanshipMadam? Any more ?…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Oh Dear What a Shame
Went to bang a nail in wallTo hang a picture frameNot expecting this to happenOh dear what a shame…….. More like shit, what will my husband say?… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
I’m Wanna Be a Builder
I wanna be a builderHammer, bang on wallsMy dad says I’m a naturalI’m having me a ball Bang….bang Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan Builds Wooden Steps
I build good wooden stepsFrom ground up to the floorParticular I also amAt lining up with door Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Getting Stuff From A to B
My mate and I just worked outA real efficient wayTo get this stuff from A to B(Now do it everyday…… ) . Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
That One Up There Will Suit Us Fine Dear
We like to see our neighbour’sWashing on the lineHave face/face conversationsTouch/touchies time to time…… That one up there will suit us fine dear…….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
A Little To the Left Stan
A little to the left StanNow you’re OK, sweetBring ‘er down, what’s that Stan? nahYou’re nowhere near the street Don MatthewsDecember 2020
The Larger One It Is For Me
We are a loving coupleWe never are apartThe larger one it is for meThe smaller my sweetheart Don MatthewsDecember 2020
The Idea Was to Just Nudge….
The idea was to just nudgeA brick, then remove itBut then to everyone’s surpriseThis happens…all said shit!! Don MatthewsJanuary 20201
