CONSTRUCTION FAILS – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Hey Ethel Come Help Me

Hey Ethel come help me I’ve finishedJust three sheets should do me OKWe should call the builder to fix itHow come it was done first this way?…. We were recommended him by our neighbours. Dan (or someone) can be relied on they said……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan Practices Concreting Skills

Now where did I leave that there bucketThe one I was using just nowI’m careful what I do with my bucketIt’s disappeared and I don’t quite know how?…. Oh there you are?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Good Work is Hard to Find

Good work is hard, is difficultTo find here where I liveI have to take what’s offered meTake what work they give…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stadium Match

I have to go and see this matchI want to get a seatExpanded they the ‘pacityThey’ve done it rather neat……. All I can say is good heavens…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Blinds

We had some blinds left overWanted to re-useFound the perfect placeFound another use…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Builds a Staircase

I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

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