Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build

My neighbour said get Stan, Doris
He put our toilet in
I plied him lots of bikkies/tea
And stacks of tonic/gin….










Shit that was a hard one boss……



Don Matthews
October 2021



Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s very pleased and will call on Stan for the next one in her kitchen. No doubt Stan can’t resist Doris’s refreshments





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