stan and perc – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan/Perc Workteam

Perc is good workerGood buddy tooI will stop throwingWhen he needs the loo…. We look after each other we do…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan (and Apprentice Perc) Install a Light

The red joins on to blue (see Perc?)Just as in school (they taught)The last to join is black it isAnd light goes on (as taught)…. Shit Perc! you didn’t tell me the power had to be turned off…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan and Perc go to Russia

Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and Perc Sign-Paint the Road

Both Stan and Perc are educatedKnow their ABCAnd the right way round to put themOn the road safely…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and Perc’s Building Stint in Las Vegas

We built way in the desertLittle houses (box)Using latest ticky-tacky(But with different locks)…. I can’t find my house mummy?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan and Perc Build a Train Line

You start here PercI’ll start thereMeet in middleWe smart pair…. What went wrong Stan?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and Perc Run the Ferris Wheel

Perc we’ve got lots of peopleQueued up all waiting in lineOur wheel’s a bit wonky, go fix itAll done now Stan, all fixed up, all’s fine…. Good fella…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap

We make a good teamSpecialists in wrapAlways in demandOur work is not crap…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Yvette was a stunnerShredding her guitarEntertained the devilWhat more can I say? Did the job. Collected the money.Everyone was happy. Even Satan. Post Production Notes Shit Stan I think someone’s pinched our idea…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Joey made an LP(Was Joey’s great wave-brain)To only sing one song on itAgain, again, again His record it was differentSame song repeat repeatHe asked if we could do a coverShowing this repeat We said no probs Joe…… Production Notes Trialed our new halo-making machine .JoeContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”