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Stan Goes on a Ladder Job

I take a ladder onMany jobs I doCareful ’cause they are quite longCan be dangerous too…. I’m always careful with my ladda…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 5, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, ladder, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Goes on a Ladder Job

Raining?

Parked the carGot out the doorFelt a drop of rain Funny? They didn’t forecast rain…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 4, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:car, humour, poetry, swimming pool6 Comments on Raining?

Handsoap

My auntie is quite literalAs can here be seenHandsoap by the bathroom bowlHandsoap to keep clean…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 3, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, hand, humour, poetry, soap2 Comments on Handsoap

Lady Takes a Ride

Lady needs a change of paddockA to paddock BLikes her little moving tripWatching scenery…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 3, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:horse, humour, paddock, poetry4 Comments on Lady Takes a Ride

Pavement Beggar

I’ve made things easy for youDeciding what to giveI need all your donationsTo eat and also live…. I didn’t know weed-smokers was a religion?……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 2, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:homeless, poetry, religion3 Comments on Pavement Beggar

I’ve Trained My Cat

My cat I’ve trained re dangerCan now sense when it’s thereNo way he’ll now be sillyHe’ll exercise more care……. This is not Priscilla. She is not that silly…… A little scorched fur there?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 2, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cat, fire, humour, poetry2 Comments on I’ve Trained My Cat

Stan Does Some Painting

No need for safety harness dearIt’s all here in my headApply some basic physicsIs why I’m here not dead…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 1, 2022Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, painting, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Does Some Painting

Cat Travel

My cats gets claustrophobicSitting in with meThey like to watch the passers-byAnd see the scenery…. This is not Priscilla. She hates car fumes…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 31, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cats, cruel, humour, poetry, stupidLeave a comment on Cat Travel

Radial Tyre

They told me to buy top-rateWhen it comes to tyresLittle disappointed reQuality of wire…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 31, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:car tyre, humour, poetry5 Comments on Radial Tyre

Rudder

We had a bit of troubleRan into a sharkShark did not move out the wayDecided to attack…. Shark came off worse boss…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 31, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, rudder, shark, ship2 Comments on Rudder

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