Our Kids are into Guns

We are a happy familyOur kids are into gunsThe’re going to join the NRAAnd have them lots of fun…. Bang bang you’re dead……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdown.Told my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have bettermanners than mine). Demanded I postContinue reading “Our Kids are into Guns”

I am a Classy Brit

I am a classy Brit I amAttracted by the pressHad lots of plastic surgeryThrough the NHS…. I’m scrumptious……. Have good support from NHS…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have bettermanners than mine). Demanded I postContinue reading “I am a Classy Brit”

Levitation Helps Lactation

This skill is very difficultInvolves deep concentrationBut when you get the hang of itIt helps with your lactation…. I wanna learn this mum . ……. I wanna lactate more….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Been just thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours haveContinue reading “Levitation Helps Lactation”