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Aisle 11
My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
My wife divorced me for religious reasons.She worshipped money and I didn’t have any
Pavement Beggar
I’ve made things easy for youDeciding what to giveI need all your donationsTo eat and also live…. I didn’t know weed-smokers was a religion?……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Marcy was a sweetie(Religious as they come)Sang about the gospel trainWhile her cover’s done Say hello to Marcy everyone (couch) Production Notes Outfits from the Studio Christmas cupboard Marcy’s carer was good in helping little Marcy feel at homeIt can be overwhelming for a littleContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis found a baby(Francis was a friar)Found poor baby nobodyNestled in a tyre Production Notes Perc did a successful clown act to animate baby. Well done Perc Post Production Notes After its traumatic experience in the tyre (and with the loving help of Francis)it isContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ava was a sweetieDoing all God’s willShe claimed to be his puppetAttached strings (she paid bill)…. All were happy….. Production Notes Perc on ladder kept strings up Post Production Notes Ava, in her kindness, has sent us her record With God pulling the strings ThankyouContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc When this lot (led by Slade ) came inWe both thought holy cowThey carried with them quarts of loveWhat job have we got now? Production Notes White milking suits Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes Slade was so impressed he gave us a copy of theirContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greggie Kendrick (poor kid)Wanted cover showingThat he had been interfered withShowing he’d been touched Production Notes Greggie put on a real ‘I’ve been interfered with’ lookPoor kid. Look how weak-framed he is said Perc Post Production Notes After surviving his ‘being touched’ experiencehe sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job”
California Knows How to Party
California likes to partyCaters for all typesPlenty practice yippee doo‘Fornia party hype…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021