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America’s Gone to the Dogs

It was a lovely country onceNow too many gunsDemocracy’s gone down the drainLife used to be good fun Politicians fix this messPeople, force some changeGet back what is rightly yoursPeople force some change…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

America the Brave

We are a happy familyAmerica the BraveWe have a right to bear our armsThis is what we save You can have the big one Apple… Thankyou daddy…. WTF!?…… Seems she’s quite proud of the ‘little collection’…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Toy Gun

Just bought meself a toy gunGotta try it outYep it works a doozyGot a bit of clout…. Cowboys and Indians with the boys. Kaboom…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Iver Johnson

Mummy’s given us a new toyDummy it is notShe said play any game you wantBe careful, don’t get shot What does she mean dolly?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy

I can’t believe my eyesWalmart is selling gunsOn display for all to seeOh what shopping fun Mummy takes me down the aisleRifles, guns galoreRound the corner, round we goGosh, there’s rifles more Mummy I’d like that oneStanding straight and tallWanna be a Rambo girlWanna have a ball bang…bang… You’ll need some ammunition Without it there’sContinue reading “I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy”

Fear and Loading in the USA

I’m off to buy a handgunBecause I am concernedOf what might start to happenIf Trump is not returned I’m full of fear and loadingUp my trusty gunIn case my favourite presidentIs kicked out, finished, done ‘CRAZY MOMENT’: AMERICANS STOCK UP ON GUNS AHEAD OF ELECTION Gun sales have soared in the run-up to the USContinue reading “Fear and Loading in the USA”