He tried to fast like JesusWithout water/foodLasted only two five daysFasting did no good African pastor Francisco Barajah has died in an attempt to beat Jesus 40 day fast. The attempt is not new. In 2006 a woman died at 23 days in London. Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Tag Archives: food
Local Country Store
We are the local country storeProviding all your needsTasty chocolate muffin bunsWeedkiller for your weeds We also have a range ofToys arranged on wallKiddies they all love themSome are short some tall Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
In the Wild
In the wildYou have to beReal alert(As you will see) Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Rodger Dangerfield
“I am at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put overmy kitchen table” Rodger DangerfieldUS actor, comedian
Priscilla’s Problem
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Look what the cat’sFeeding on guysSorry, get lostFood is for us Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tasty Morsel
I’ve seen a tasty morselGone in to pick it upThen turned around to out I goBother, shit, what’s up?…. I’m sure I came in here?….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Priscilla
It’s my cat’s worldI’m just here to open cans
Yellow Can Company CEO
We made our cans all yellowEasier to seeOn the supermarket shelfMakes great sense to me I can’t remember what I sprayed the frypan with dear?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla Went and Tripped me Up
Priscilla went and tripped me upFood all over floorSaid she was still hungryWanted food, some more Didn’t like it. Spat it out Little shit…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Poet Don Reports on Napoleon B
Napoleon Bonapart of France Was right shit-scared of cats He gobbled food, was a chocolate freak And dat my friends is dat Well I’ll be…. Poet Don is FCS news anchor And a valuable asset to the FCS Team
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