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Your Wheels Are Coming Off Beijing
You opened up the countryRestrictions now all goneYou turned your back, we yelled hoorayOur work can now be done Your wheels are coming off BeijingYou’re really in the shitAbandoned all restrictions. Why?Why did you do this. It ? We’re leaving your streets emptyRestaurants all bannedRestrictions why you lift them all?We cannot understand? You’re calling onContinue reading “Your Wheels Are Coming Off Beijing”
What the Down Under Psychics are Predicting for 2023
Australia clairvoyant Stephanie Langford is predicting: Extreme weather events Global power outages Resurgence of Covid-19 Worsening climate change New viruses Ukraine situation escalating Thankyou Stephanie. Quite a shitty year then…… Another Australian psychic Caterina Ligato is predicting: The future of the world looks positive. People will band together moreand realise this is the only wayContinue reading “What the Down Under Psychics are Predicting for 2023”
Makes You Wonder (yep)
Fully vaccinated300 covid casesMakes you wonder don’t itMakes you wonder (yep) 3,000 people on boardAll certificatedMakes you wonder don’t it?Makes you wonder (yep) Covid-riddled cruise shipDocked at Sydney CoveMakes you wonder don’t itMakes you wonder (yep) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help
I run a thriving businessUsing bodies (dead)Do not go getting vaccinatedThink of me instead I’m gonna start a Think of Stan Campaign…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Anxiety
Write something incorporating the word ‘anxiety’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ANXIETY Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thouWherefore art thou in my hour of need(No, I have not smoketh the devil weed)Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thou? How do ya like my new-age poetry ditty Fan?……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Anxiety”
This Covid’s Driving Me Nuts
Trapped inside by CovidLockdown’s sending me insaneJack and Jill went up the hillAnd Billy’s rocks went down the drain glug glug glug DM Nov 22
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – High
Write something incorporating the word ‘high’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIGH Hi highHi lowTwitter twitterGo go OR G’day highG’day lowDrivvel drivvelYo ho Best I could do Fan…… Under Covid circumstances…… DM
Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers
Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”
Covid Testing
We’ve got your spittal/mucousTo test if yay or nayWe add Covid reagentTo see what it will say You’re negative…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022