Write something incorporating the word ‘anxiety’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ANXIETY Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thouWherefore art thou in my hour of need(No, I have not smoketh the devil weed)Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thou? How do ya like my new-age poetry ditty Fan?……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Anxiety”
Tag Archives: Covid
This Covid’s Driving Me Nuts
Trapped inside by CovidLockdown’s sending me insaneJack and Jill went up the hillAnd Billy’s rocks went down the drain glug glug glug DM Nov 22
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – High
Write something incorporating the word ‘high’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIGH Hi highHi lowTwitter twitterGo go OR G’day highG’day lowDrivvel drivvelYo ho Best I could do Fan…… Under Covid circumstances…… DM
Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers
Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”
Covid Testing
We’ve got your spittal/mucousTo test if yay or nayWe add Covid reagentTo see what it will say You’re negative…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Interesting
A virus, the most primitive of lifeformsControls us, how interesting to meWhen man is considered the top ofThe top of the evolutionary tree Don Matthews March 2020
I Need My Fix Of Valium
Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Vaccination Certificate
My name is Jeffery LVac certificateAlways keep it handyHandy, up to date…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Active
Write something incorporating the word ‘active’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ACTIVE Now Covid’s kindly disappearedWe’ve oiled our tools of tradeOur active juices now turned onWe’re ready to get laid Jeez Fan. Stormy weather ahead…… Who wrote their script?…… DM
Priscilla on Masks
Priscilla is FCS resident cat OK you think it’s funny?For my own good you sayThe idea you can stick itHave a happy day….meow Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 