Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Anxiety

Write something incorporating the word ‘anxiety’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ANXIETY Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thouWherefore art thou in my hour of need(No, I have not smoketh the devil weed)Anxiety, oh anxiety wherefore art thou? How do ya like my new-age poetry ditty Fan?……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Anxiety”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – High

Write something incorporating the word ‘high’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIGH Hi highHi lowTwitter twitterGo go OR G’day highG’day lowDrivvel drivvelYo ho Best I could do Fan…… Under Covid circumstances…… DM

Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers

Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”

I Need My Fix Of Valium

Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Active

Write something incorporating the word ‘active’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ACTIVE Now Covid’s kindly disappearedWe’ve oiled our tools of tradeOur active juices now turned onWe’re ready to get laid Jeez Fan. Stormy weather ahead…… Who wrote their script?…… DM