fish – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients had nowhereTo look at their petsI shopped around came up withThe ticket, all wet We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Same Price Less Fish

I opened the canExpecting full fishThe price was no differentAnnoyed (though delish) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Successful End to Fishing Trip

We caught a lot of fish we didTook our dogs for friendsTied up at the wharf when finAll happy at the end Don MatthewsNovember 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (aquarium)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Ralph and Nemo. Good Playfriends

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph likes to play with NemoFrom whence the sea he cameIn manner like Ralph also likesFrom whence did Nemo came…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Hotel Loneliness

If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (fish piggybacks bird)

I believe…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Deep and Meaningful

I’m looking at this pictureIs it legging pull?Is it deep and meaningful?Or is it all just bull?…. Am I missing something deep and meaningful here?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Reporter

Here’s the latest re-portDown here by the seaGetting slightly windyWindy getting, see?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Hello Little Fishy

Hello little fishyYou dead as dead can beDaddy now will take youHome with us for tea…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021