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Usual Crossing

Just a usual crossingOver quiet seaMakes a little awkward thoughStanding doing pee Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, sea, urinating4 Comments on Usual Crossing

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (underwater hotel)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:hotel, sea, underwaterLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (underwater hotel)

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If you watch Titanic backwards,it’s about a magic ship thatsaves drowning people

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:drowning, quote, sea, Titanic3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Boat Problem

I think I gotta problemThe boat’s jammed to a haltI couldn’t think a reasonWhy the sudden jolt Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 24, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, humour, poetry, sea, shark2 Comments on Boat Problem

Reporter

Here’s the latest re-portDown here by the seaGetting slightly windyWindy getting, see?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fish, humour, poetry, reporter, sea, windy5 Comments on Reporter

Peter Kragh and Blue Sea

Photographing blue seaPhotographing itRipples on the surfacePhotographing ….shit! Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:photographer, poetry, sea, shark8 Comments on Peter Kragh and Blue Sea

The Sea Today Is

The sea today is gentleCan steer boat with one fingLet’s all sing Merry ChristmasLet’s ring-a-ding-a-ding….. Me and me drinking buddy Skip were aboard . Singing Merry Christmas and ring-a-ding howorked a treat. Good supply of Fosters and we felt nothing Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:beer, boat, humour, kangaroo, poetry, sea3 Comments on The Sea Today Is

Gobbler

I am a happy gobblerGobble gobble gobFlying as I gobbleGobble gobble gob…. (He’s getting worse…) gobble….gobble…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cranes, humour, nonsense, poetry, sea4 Comments on Gobbler

Hallowed Church Beside the Sea

We all went out a’lookingTo find a pulpit forOur Hallowed Church Beside the Sea(Just made it through the door)…. Speak up. Sea noisy…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 15, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:church, humour, poetry, sea, seashell8 Comments on Hallowed Church Beside the Sea

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