Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Tag Archives: fashion
Fashion – Forward Kodi
Kodi Smit-McPhee you seeOn the carpet red is heFashion-forward leather glovesKodi Kodi we luv thee…. Gloves like rubber variety for washing dishes…….. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Kodi Smit-McPhee
Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Leading Edge of Fashion
I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stretch Armstrong Range
I’ve been selected specially toDisplay Stretch Armstrong RangeSome keep looking at meAs if I’m rather strange?…. Why?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Green Outfit
Put on my latest outfitBought at the local storeTook a walk down avenue(Might go back for more)…. I’d quite like the yellow number too…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Pant
Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk
Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Walking the Baby
When I go out walkingBaby in the pramI like to dress appropriateAnd no, don’t give a damn…. You look nice daddy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Chucky Norris
I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
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