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Fashion Dick

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, stan1 Comment on Fashion Dick

Fashion – Forward Kodi

Kodi Smit-McPhee you seeOn the carpet red is heFashion-forward leather glovesKodi Kodi we luv thee…. Gloves like rubber variety for washing dishes…….. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, poetry2 Comments on Fashion – Forward Kodi

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:actor, fashion, humourLeave a comment on Kodi Smit-McPhee

Leading Edge of Fashion

I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, poetry5 Comments on Leading Edge of Fashion

Stretch Armstrong Range

I’ve been selected specially toDisplay Stretch Armstrong RangeSome keep looking at meAs if I’m rather strange?…. Why?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fashion, humour, mannequin, poetry2 Comments on Stretch Armstrong Range

Green Outfit

Put on my latest outfitBought at the local storeTook a walk down avenue(Might go back for more)…. I’d quite like the yellow number too…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 14, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fashion, humour, poetry, walking1 Comment on Green Outfit

Pant

Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 11, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:clothing, fashion, humour, poetry3 Comments on Pant

Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk

Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 11, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:catwalk, fashion, humour, model, poetry8 Comments on Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk

Walking the Baby

When I go out walkingBaby in the pramI like to dress appropriateAnd no, don’t give a damn…. You look nice daddy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 28, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:baby, fashion, humour, poetry, pram3 Comments on Walking the Baby

Chucky Norris

I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:fashion, footballer, humour, poetry4 Comments on Chucky Norris

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