Quotes – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If I was youI wouldn’t be me

“I’m afraid that fulfilling my potentialwould really cut into my sitting around time” Maria BamfordUS actress-comedian

Born free -|my father’s a doctor

“I used to jog but the ice cubeskept falling out of my glass” David Lee RothUS rock singer

I’m so brokeI can’t even pay attention

Words matter Because words matterMisleading information mattersIt’s not just distractingIt’s downright dangerous

When man learnt he could not live by bread alonehe invented the sandwich

In the ‘Wind in the Willows’the word ‘willows’ does not appearanywhere except in the title

When I find it I don’t need itWhen I need it I can’t find it

If olive oil comes from oliveswhere does baby oil come from?