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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
When going from bad to worse,always get a return ticket
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It’s mainly men who want to make abortion illegal.They don’t care about the sanctityof a woman’s body and a woman’s choice.This is obscene. This is so wrong
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
My wife divorced me for religious reasons.She worshipped money and I didn’t have any
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It’s better to have loved and wonthan to go though the whole damn thing again
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If you want to know what you look likewhen you’re asleep stand in frontof the mirror with your eyes closed
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The moon affects the tide.Also the un tied
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You know when you’re getting oldwhen you’re sitting in a rocking chairand can’t get it started
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The punishment for wanting too many things is the debt penalty
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You never get a second chanceto make a first impression
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