Awakening’s a you beaut hotelBuilt in the jungle (Mexico)Helping you synchronise with surroundingsAnd hence universe (there ya go) On arriving, to a room they don’t show youInstead to a cocoon in a treeAccessed by a you beaut rope ladderDesigned around mind symmetry (The following is taken from their promotion material. “Awakening offers signature experiences fromContinue reading “Awakening Hotel”
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Hotel Loneliness
If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hotel Weather
While staying at our hotelThe guide here it will tellYou the current situationAnd ’bout the rain which fell…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Corridors A’Flush
I’m staying in this flash hotelWith corridors a’flushJust woken up in need of peeAnd need it in a rush…. Shit, where’s the loo?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Message on a Door
There’s lots of noise I’m hearingGoing round our floorSo went and put this messageOn their hotel door….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectWe’d like to build a moonTo house some people flush with cashMaybe a crescent lune?…. Nearby people are starving, and children sell themselves on the street. But they build pretty buildings…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Priscilla Owns a Hotel
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla owns a hotelAnd at the desk she sitsWaiting for the customers(She’s very fond of Brits) High-class monied ones…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Mothers Day
Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Our New Hotel Carpet
We love our hotel carpetGood for wear and tearBut why do residents complainOf getting dizzy dear?…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Quick While I’m Hot Darling
We’re room three-fifty darlingQuick, while I’m still hotBeen all around the bloody floorHalf hour, still found it not Only luke-warm now darling….sorry Shit…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)
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