Need to getFrom wharf to shipShould be OKNo way slip DM
Tag Archives: ship
Frozen
We’re sorry that they’re frozenNot long to go thaw outThey’ve traveled through a freezerOn their traveled route Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (aground)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Stan. Cruise Ship Captain
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Passed my theoryLesson (yep)Now can drive Beaut cruise ship Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Chain
You must check the loadAnd strength of the chainOtherwise you’ll end upEmbarrassed, in pain…. Stan says looks like they forgot to check load and chain strength. Silly……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Rudder
We had a bit of troubleRan into a sharkShark did not move out the wayDecided to attack…. Shark came off worse boss…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe
The mighty navy shipWas launched with great to-doDancing girls in booty shortsAnd fishnet crop tops too Top brass in attendance No military band they asked?We just get something slip-slopHow very inappropriateThis twerking, dancing, hip-hop There was one lone voice of approvalPolitician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of” The girls received abuseContinue reading “Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe”
Ship Happens
A monster’s gone blocked up the SuezA monster’s created real hellDiagonally blocked both directionsShip happens which monsters do well Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 