Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: car
Raining?
Parked the carGot out the doorFelt a drop of rain Funny? They didn’t forecast rain…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Love My Fold-Up Car
My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Applies to be a Snowplough Driver
They advertised for driverOf plough to clear the roadsApplied, they jumped, said great Stan(It seemed a heavy load….) Thought it was a heavy lump of snow…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Lamborghini/Batmobile
I have a LamborghiniThermochromic paintIs what it has, is coated withCommon paint it ain’t I like to play at BatmanIn my BatmobileEnter carwash, splash aroundBatman out, big deal Don’t believe me do ya?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gets the Car Serviced
Guided by the guy in frontI mounted service rampWhen in place my foot I putOn brake, and hard did stamp…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Take Her For a Spin
Here’s something for your interestTo take your girlfriend inI’m sure it will impress herTake her for a spin…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Shit Car
I keep my carLooking shitCos no-one thenBothers it,…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla and the Silly Game
Priscilla is FCS resident cat This is such a silly gameBanging on the glassI’ll just pretend and humour himBanging on the glass…. Shit cat…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 