We manufacture safety aidsFor using in the carMuch research we do on thisMuch research by far…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: car
Gertrude
Hop in the car there GertrudeWe’re going for a driveTo see your distant cousinsThey’re a’waiting your arrive I phoned in advance….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Write-Off
Was driving in the countryConcentrating (sort of)Suddenly Big Red appearedCar? Turned out a write-off Big Reds they own the countryYou’re just a tourist thereConcentrate, respect themCause they your car don’t care They have the right of way thereIt’s not the CBDYou’ve all been warned about thisIgnore, you’ll damage see Don Matthews December 2019 Is thisContinue reading “Write-Off”
Beep Beep
I am a happy Chinese carBeep beep, yep, here I comeBeep beep to you MercedesWhy you look so glum?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Bumper sticker Honk if you love peace and quiet
Solved It
I’d like to get a backhoeI’d like to get a carBut both are too expensiveSolved it – there you are…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Bridge and Wild Sex
Was going to my girlfriendThinking of wild sexGPS said turn leftTurn left at exit next…. Shit, they told me this bridge was ready to go……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Garage
I work each day in CBDDrive there in my carAt end of day I drive back home(Also in my car….) Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Trampoline
I have to take our trampolineCloseby, round to me mateMy son has told me, dad you mightMight be tempting fate…. No problems son….. Shortly after this photo he was fined for travelling 10mph in a 40mph zone and causing a traffic jam Don MatthewsJune 2021
Jesus Takes the Wheel
You are my rock, my keeperYou help me stay aliveI’m taking hands off steering wheelSo you can have a drive In 1994 a 51-yr-old Italian motorist told a court in Germanythat his car had crashed after he let go of the steering wheeland asked God to drive Don MatthewsMay 2021
