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Jewel Cooler

Despite my airconditioned carMy jewels still get too hotSo bought device on AmazonNow jewels they not so hot DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:airconditioning, car, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jewel Cooler

You OK Dear?

Hang on tight dearNearly thereYou OK?Nearly there DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on You OK Dear?

Wharf to Ship

Need to getFrom wharf to shipShould be OKNo way slip DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, ship, wharf1 Comment on Wharf to Ship

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2023March 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, police, rhyme, speeding2 Comments on Night Driving

Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, cyclist, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2023Posted inDESIGN FAILS, UncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, seat belt1 Comment on Seat Belt

Back Up Dear

We’re blocking car in front dearHappy he seems notGently backing out his wayHappy he seemed not DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Back Up Dear

House for Sale

House for saleComes with carTurret topSee for far From a real estate ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, house for sale, humour, poetry, real estate agent, rhyme, turret, view1 Comment on House for Sale

Lighter

I feel we are bit lighterImagination dearI’m sure we are much lighterImagination dear Do you think we should stop and check dear?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, car, highway, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Lighter

Johnny and his Red Car

It’s nice here with my daddyIn my nice red carWatching all the passers-byPassing near and far Daddy, there’s another red car like mine…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bear, car, child, daddy, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Johnny and his Red Car

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