car – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Jewel Cooler

Despite my airconditioned carMy jewels still get too hotSo bought device on AmazonNow jewels they not so hot DM

You OK Dear?

Hang on tight dearNearly thereYou OK?Nearly there DM

Wharf to Ship

Need to getFrom wharf to shipShould be OKNo way slip DM

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM

Back Up Dear

We’re blocking car in front dearHappy he seems notGently backing out his wayHappy he seemed not DM

House for Sale

House for saleComes with carTurret topSee for far From a real estate ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Lighter

I feel we are bit lighterImagination dearI’m sure we are much lighterImagination dear Do you think we should stop and check dear?…… DM

Johnny and his Red Car

It’s nice here with my daddyIn my nice red carWatching all the passers-byPassing near and far Daddy, there’s another red car like mine…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023