accident – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Got Myself a Problem

I got myself a problemHappened don’t know howOne minute fine the next one notProblem I got now DM

Derek does a good jobWhen he is awakeOther times he’s not so goodIs this real or fake? DM

We’re blocking car in front dearHappy he seems notGently backing out his wayHappy he seemed not DM

I got a bit of problemHappened don’t know howSuddenly appeared beneathAnd I couldn’t go DM

However did this happen?I haven’t got a clueBut that is my car down thereNeighbour’s down there too Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

This is my latest trickTo show how good I beLotsa focus needed (yep)In GIF below you’ll see Shit…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

For a lookJust took oneBit of messGot left done Oh well….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

I think I gotta problemRoad just disappearedHere one minute gone the nextEnded up down here I gotta big problem…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Online serviceFast to youAll for shortcutsQuick ways, new Don MatthewsDecember 2022

I’m in a bit of troubleHey you there hear my pleaWe hear nothing, we see nothingNothing do we see Do we bruvver?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022