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I Got Myself a Problem

I got myself a problemHappened don’t know howOne minute fine the next one notProblem I got now DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, house, humour, poetry, rhyme, truckLeave a comment on I Got Myself a Problem

Derek

Derek does a good jobWhen he is awakeOther times he’s not so goodIs this real or fake? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, chair, humour, poetry, rhyme, sleepLeave a comment on Derek

Back Up Dear

We’re blocking car in front dearHappy he seems notGently backing out his wayHappy he seemed not DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Back Up Dear

I Got a Bit of Problem

I got a bit of problemHappened don’t know howSuddenly appeared beneathAnd I couldn’t go DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on I Got a Bit of Problem

However Did This Happen?

However did this happen?I haven’t got a clueBut that is my car down thereNeighbour’s down there too Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2023February 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, flood, humour, poetry, rhyme, water3 Comments on However Did This Happen?

Potato

This is my latest trickTo show how good I beLotsa focus needed (yep)In GIF below you’ll see Shit…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, poetry, potato, rhyme, swimming pool, sword, water2 Comments on Potato

Just Took One

For a lookJust took oneBit of messGot left done Oh well….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, bottles, humour, poetry, rhyme, shopping mall, wineLeave a comment on Just Took One

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemRoad just disappearedHere one minute gone the nextEnded up down here I gotta big problem…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, humour, poetry, rhyme, river, road, stepfLeave a comment on I Think I Gotta Problem

Finding New Ways

Online serviceFast to youAll for shortcutsQuick ways, new Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, online shop, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Finding New Ways

I’m in a bit of Trouble

I’m in a bit of troubleHey you there hear my pleaWe hear nothing, we see nothingNothing do we see Do we bruvver?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 28, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, birds, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on I’m in a bit of Trouble

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