safety – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Mechanic Stan

I own myself a forkliftAnd need to work on carThe forklift’s very usefulFor getting under car…. Safety is my motto…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Stan Builds More Stairs with a Difference

The customer they asked meAsked me if I couldBuild some stairs bit differentUsing local wood Sure I said….. Oh Stan we love them. So different…… Unfortunately the customer broke their leg on first test run…… Stan promised to return and level them a bit. “Safety is my motto” he says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Playground Built by Stan’s Grandad

Safety is embeddedIn Stan’s familyPlayground building is their tradeExample here to see…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Lowes Employs Stan as Safety Officer

Lowes have just employed me toTrolleys, right place storeFollow signs they have installedMake sure not ignored This is my first day. I’m excited….. Sad to say Stan only lasted a day……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Dive

I’m gonna do a diveI haven’t done beforeThe pool she should be deep enoughIf so, I’ll do some more…. Shit dear, our boy studied physics at uni. What went wrong?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan and Perc Move a Sofa

Perc, it’s really simpleYou have to just stay calmI’ll hand it to you gentlyJust take it in your arms…. Simple….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Black and White Checkered

I am a fan of blackAnd white when checkered thusVisitors keep tripping upBut I can’t see the fuss…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Pakistani Electrician

I am a PakistaniWorker of the wiresUse my trusty ladder whenNeeding to get higher…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan the TV Antenna Installer

Been asked (because I’m safety)Conscious in my workTo put up an antenna(But some say I’m a jerk)… Which I’m not…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

I Need to Paint the Ceiling

I need to paint the ceilingA ladder I’ve not gotSo thought I’d compromiseAnd use just what I’ve got…. Don MatthewsApril 2021