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How Do You?

Just bought a brand new vehicleIn garage it does parkMy neighbours look, are puzzledHow do you get in, fark?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:garage, humour, poetry, truck4 Comments on How Do You?

Stan’s got a Truck Problem

Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bridge, humour, poetry, stan, truck2 Comments on Stan’s got a Truck Problem

Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS

Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, lady GPS, poetry, truck6 Comments on Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS

I’d Like One of Those Dear

We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:frying pan, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on I’d Like One of Those Dear

Middle of the Track

Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ditch, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on Middle of the Track

Stan Understands His Load

When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, supermarket trolley, truck3 Comments on Stan Understands His Load

Windy

It’s getting very windyWheel I’m holding tightTruck in front’s in troubleSomething isn’t right…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, truck, windy4 Comments on Windy

Out For a Sunday Drive

Whatever’s that driverDoing in front dear?…. I’m not sure?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 7, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:driving, truck, wind4 Comments on Out For a Sunday Drive

Stan Delivers a Forklift

They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:fail, forklift, humour, poetry, satan, truck3 Comments on Stan Delivers a Forklift

Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 11, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:accident, bridge, driving, humour, poetry humour, stan, truck2 Comments on Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

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