Just bought a brand new vehicleIn garage it does parkMy neighbours look, are puzzledHow do you get in, fark?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: truck
Stan’s got a Truck Problem
Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS
Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’d Like One of Those Dear
We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Middle of the Track
Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Understands His Load
When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Windy
It’s getting very windyWheel I’m holding tightTruck in front’s in troubleSomething isn’t right…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Out For a Sunday Drive
Whatever’s that driverDoing in front dear?…. I’m not sure?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Delivers a Forklift
They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving
I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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