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Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I went to universityLearnt how to not waste spaceExample here of projectGot top marks spatial taste Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, truck1 Comment on Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

Jeezes

Funny? Feels bit lighterLighter in me truckBetter stop and check itJeezes wtf Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, poetry, rhyme, truckLeave a comment on Jeezes

A Little Puzzled

I am a little puzzled dearAbout our latest moveIt doesn’t seem to make much senseWhat do you want to prove? Why? Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 30, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, creek, humour, poetry, truck3 Comments on A Little Puzzled

My Runaway Mind

My mind is like a runawayTruck (but in control)Capped by medicationsBut still enjoys the roll DM Nov 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 26, 2022Posted inMental healthTags:mental heath, nedications, out of control, poetry, truck2 Comments on My Runaway Mind

How Do You?

Just bought a brand new vehicleIn garage it does parkMy neighbours look, are puzzledHow do you get in, fark?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:garage, humour, poetry, truck4 Comments on How Do You?

Stan’s got a Truck Problem

Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bridge, humour, poetry, stan, truck2 Comments on Stan’s got a Truck Problem

Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS

Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, lady GPS, poetry, truck6 Comments on Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS

I’d Like One of Those Dear

We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:frying pan, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on I’d Like One of Those Dear

Middle of the Track

Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ditch, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on Middle of the Track

Stan Understands His Load

When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, supermarket trolley, truck3 Comments on Stan Understands His Load

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