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Twit

We at police headquartersKnow some are stupid twitsBut this one really takes the cakeThe silly stupid git…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 20, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:car collision, drunk driving, humour, poetry, police3 Comments on Twit

Stan and Perc go to Russia

Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 28, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, police, russia, stan and perc6 Comments on Stan and Perc go to Russia

Desperately Needed

We gotta bit of problemIt’s vanished in thin airDesperately neededWhere is it oh where?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, police, stolen, toilet1 Comment on Desperately Needed

They Impounded My Porsche. What?….

Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 8, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Cars, humour, impounding, poetry, police, porscheLeave a comment on They Impounded My Porsche. What?….

Kevvy

True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:burnouts, hoon driver, police6 Comments on Kevvy

Papers

Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 20, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, police10 Comments on Papers

Johnny

We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2021Posted inCarsTags:car, poetry, police3 Comments on Johnny

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