police – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Twit

We at police headquartersKnow some are stupid twitsBut this one really takes the cakeThe silly stupid git…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Desperately Needed

We gotta bit of problemIt’s vanished in thin airDesperately neededWhere is it oh where?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

They Impounded My Porsche. What?….

Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021

Kevvy

True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Papers

Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off

Johnny

We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

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