Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: police
Kevvy
True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Papers
Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off
Johnny
We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
