I own myself a forkliftAnd need to work on carThe forklift’s very usefulFor getting under car…. Safety is my motto…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Tag Archives: forklift
Stan Does His Weights and Measures
I did the weights and measuresTrigonometryShould have worked no problemEmbarrassing to see…. Please empathise with StanHe is trying…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Does a Forklift Job
Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Delivers a Forklift
They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan and Perc in the Warehouse
We’re a good teamPerc and meAlways lookingOut we be…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap
We make a good teamSpecialists in wrapAlways in demandOur work is not crap…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Shows His Warehouse Skills
One thing I am good at(Had plenty practicing)Is safely moving round the warehouseGaily while I sing…. Did I see Stan jump out and run off?…… My reaction? Jeez……Wonder someone didn’t get killed Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.
We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
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