We’re into making headphonesIT is our gameHere’s our latest model(We’re known for headphone fame) Slight design fail?…… DM
Tag Archives: fail
Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. DM
I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job
I am a bank installerInstalling ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneIt’s one of my own gems DM
Who Designed This Poster?
I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hat sonProtect your head from hammerShit, he’s gone and hit hisContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster?”
Gummi Lights
Mummy can you buy mePlease, some Gummi LightsThey’re all nice different coloursBut none of them is white? Why mummy? Lighthouses are white….. And they’re all shaped like pretty lighthouses sweetie…….. Yes mummy……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Designs the Newmarket Health Centre
Knowing of my expertiseIn drawing up of plansI drew up something workableAnd with my plan, they ran…. Did I view it from the air?…… Why boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Does a Forklift Job
Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Delivers a Forklift
They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Designs a Questionnaire
I know the art of questioningRewarding right or wrongHappy feel when answer rightSad feel when you’re wrong…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Tows a Car out of Trouble
I am a tow truck driverBeen driving trucks for yearsCan do this one with eyes closed (Have checked, the car’s in gear)…. I’m sure the car was in gear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021