Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Fire Extinguisher
A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. DM
What a Lovely View Dear
What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing for to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about……. DM
Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. DM
I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job
I am a bank installerInstalling ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneIt’s one of my own gems DM
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I bought this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this underneath?So much made locally DM
Who Designed This Poster?
I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hat sonProtect your head from hammerShit, he’s gone and hit hisContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster?”
Chucky Norris
I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide DM
Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. Hunky. dory, sweet……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
What a Lovely View Dear
What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 