We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. DM
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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (front/back?)
Which is in front? Which is in back? There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (building)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Favourite Worker
He is my favourite workerI always treat with careIn turn he seems to like meAnd doesn’t seem to care Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
What a Lovely View Dear
What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Balcony With a View
By law we had to build theseSo people could get airAlthough a bit too crowdedNo-one seems to care….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Balcony Builder
The balconies that I’ve built hereThey just could not work outThey ask me what my training inBalcony’s all about?……. What problem boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
We Had a Build Problem
We had a little problemWhen we began to buildSent for Stan the architect(Cos Stan is very skilled)…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
In Hindsight
Our house came unexpectedIn hindsight we now thinkThe architect that we employedHad bit too much to drink…. Stan?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 