I’ve had one lesson driving thisLooks easy nuff to meLever in, lever outRubbish in goes she…. Go Stan…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Category Archives: MORE FAILS
Bump and Grind
We’re putting on a danceBump and grinding showWith flying legs ‘n’ twirling hairFor the crowd below…. Shit, where’d she go?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Fertilizes the Oval
I’m groundsman for the high schoolIt’s time to fertilizeThe oval with my tractorHello? Why it dies?…. You used weedkiller. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Door
A door I need to openFor a jug of milkAny one will do…. What?….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Lowes Employs Stan as Safety Officer
Lowes have just employed me toTrolleys, right place storeFollow signs they have installedMake sure not ignored This is my first day. I’m excited….. Sad to say Stan only lasted a day……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Delivers a Forklift
They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Kick the Ball Son
Come and kick the ball sonKicking’s lotsa funKick it back to me nowKick it back now son….. What’s the problem son?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Wires Up an Elevator
In trade school I learnt how to wire upElevators (got me Pass A)Scroll down for the first lift I wired upMy very first lift on display…. I also wire up lights…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Tows a Car out of Trouble
I am a tow truck driverBeen driving trucks for yearsCan do this one with eyes closed (Have checked, the car’s in gear)…. I’m sure the car was in gear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
SaSa LeLe
I like sasa leleI buy it every dayTastes delicious yummyWhat more can I say? I like sasa lele…yum Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 