Tag Archives: supermarket
Snow Shopping
Been to the supermarketWent to buy some snowPaid for it at the checkoutPut it on the car…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Recycled Bank Vault
New use for failed bank. Enter thy new supermarket madam…..
Door
A door I need to openFor a jug of milkAny one will do…. What?….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Wedding Day
We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job
I now have an important jobWith giant market chainChose the bestest sticker whichWon’t come off again…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker
I check the shelves are stableBy giving them a kickThis one wasn’t stableThe boss thinks I’m bit thick…. Perc grab the mop…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
No Steps, Oh Well
Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Miniscule
The writing on these boxes isSo tiny as a ruleThe shop provides this nice deviceTo read the miniscule…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 