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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Supermarket Robbie)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:robot, supermarketLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Supermarket Robbie)

Snow Shopping

Been to the supermarketWent to buy some snowPaid for it at the checkoutPut it on the car…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, snow, supermarket2 Comments on Snow Shopping

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Recycled Bank Vault

New use for failed bank. Enter thy new supermarket madam…..

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:bank vault, failed bank, supermarket4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Recycled Bank Vault

Door

A door I need to openFor a jug of milkAny one will do…. What?….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 17, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:door handle, humour, milk, poetry, supermarket2 Comments on Door

Wedding Day

We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, poetry, supermarket, wedding9 Comments on Wedding Day

Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job

I now have an important jobWith giant market chainChose the bestest sticker whichWon’t come off again…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 20, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:frypan, humour, label, poetry, supermarket7 Comments on Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job

Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker

I check the shelves are stableBy giving them a kickThis one wasn’t stableThe boss thinks I’m bit thick…. Perc grab the mop…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 6, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, oil spill, poetry, stan and perc, supermarket6 Comments on Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker

No Steps, Oh Well

Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 19, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety fail, steps, supermarket7 Comments on No Steps, Oh Well

Miniscule

The writing on these boxes isSo tiny as a ruleThe shop provides this nice deviceTo read the miniscule…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 6, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:magnifier, printing, supermarket5 Comments on Miniscule

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