I’m gonna be a driverRacing round the trackPractising my driving skillsWatch me do this trick…. You alright son?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Stan the Security Guard
Just taken on the jobTo check securityAny faults I find, correctHello? What’s this I see?…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Filling Up the Gas Tank
Is the gas tank filled hon?Yes love, topped up, doneThen foot down on acceleratorLet’s go, let’s go hon…. Shit. Forgot to pay. Back up hon…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
New Asbestos Liner For Your Oven
Asbestos is the bestTo line your oven, why?Guaranteed to not lose heatAnd not pollute your pie…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bricks
Filling a holeThat was the doorRan out of bricksCome back for more…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Born Under a Good Sign
This is the lifeTo which I was bornStops my pawsFrom getting worn…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk
Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Moves House
I’m shifting house from A to BMy shift it needs to goI’m gonna do it by myselfAnd save myself some dough….. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and Perc Sign-Paint the Road
Both Stan and Perc are educatedKnow their ABCAnd the right way round to put themOn the road safely…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Roundabout
Was plain and looked quite boringSo thought we’d decorateAnd add a bit of colour, artSo thought we, any rate…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
