I’ve done this many times beforeTrucked dozer here and thereTied fast, secure with safety gearSo dozer goes nowhere…. I’m fully awake and alert. Safety first is my motto…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Dive
I’m gonna do a diveI haven’t done beforeThe pool she should be deep enoughIf so, I’ll do some more…. Shit dear, our boy studied physics at uni. What went wrong?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in our carLook, a bridge is coming upDrive under will our car…. Why are you slowing down dear. Is there something ahead?…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Advises Perc on Banging in a Nail
You’ve got the right idea PercBanging in the nailTo concrete, use a straddle stepNo need for safety rail…. You’ll be right mate, just don’t look down…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Ecuadorian Welders Very Safety Conscious Aware
In Ecuador they weld a lotAnd therefore take great careTo not be foolish, take great risksBy welding high, midair…. And standing on a wooden plank?……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Investigates a Funny Sound
Can you Stan investigateThis funny sound up hereA funny sound I hear all nightThis funny sound I hear…. Nothing up here m’am……… Don MatthewsJune 2021 Pleased to see Stan’s practising safety first……
I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)
I’m very safety consciousWhenever driving vanUse the right equipmentAlways, when I can…. I always wear my boots…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Fixes the Compressors
Compressors, I’m an expertFixing them’s my bizExtremely safety consciousI’ll fix them where they is…. I work best in my flip-flops……. Call Stan when your compressor needs compressingDiscount for 100th floor……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Digs Into a Motor
Why waste pneumatic energyWhen I can look from hereI’ve got it Perc no problemsCan jump right down from here…. Good on you Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Just a Few More Inches Perc
Just a few more inches PercDamn, we work so wellSafety is our mottoI never once have fell Thanks to you buddy…… Perc has his hard hat on. Very safety conscious….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
