Went to universityDegree’d in lanes for bikesNow applying knowledge toLanes which bikers like…. Safety and comfort is my motto…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Tag Archives: safety fail
What Are You Complaining For?
What are you complaining for?If you can’t drive ‘long theseYou don’t deserve to have a carThese are just a breeze…. But I want to back in ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Won’t Take Very Long
Hold me while I finish guysWon’t take very longDon’t worry with the safety gearWon’t take very long…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan, Signmaker to the Traffic Board
Been asked to make a sign upFor drivers in the farLane and don’t know where to goFrom there in the car…. Got it. Crystal clear boss……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Keep Your Eyes on the Road
We manufacture safety aidsFor using in the carMuch research we do on thisMuch research by far…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan and Perc on a Construction Job
Hey Perc? where did that thing go?That thing was on my crane?Dunno mate, it’s disappearedCan’t find it, looked in vain…. Shit Stan, are we insured?…….. I thought you renewed it, didn’t you?………. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Good Work is Hard to Find
Good work is hard, is difficultTo find here where I liveI have to take what’s offered meTake what work they give…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Advises Perc on Banging in a Nail
You’ve got the right idea PercBanging in the nailTo concrete, use a straddle stepNo need for safety rail…. You’ll be right mate, just don’t look down…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Ecuadorian Welders Very Safety Conscious Aware
In Ecuador they weld a lotAnd therefore take great careTo not be foolish, take great risksBy welding high, midair…. And standing on a wooden plank?……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Investigates a Funny Sound
Can you Stan investigateThis funny sound up hereA funny sound I hear all nightThis funny sound I hear…. Nothing up here m’am……… Don MatthewsJune 2021 Pleased to see Stan’s practising safety first……
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 