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Jeez Little One

Sitting here quite happyDoing my own thingShe think she’s being funnyDoing her own thing Jeez…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme, toddlerLeave a comment on Jeez Little One

I Do Not Want My Dummy

I do not want my dummyMummy, or that tooNow you’re really thinking(Year of 92) Drink up sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dummy, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, toddler, wine6 Comments on I Do Not Want My Dummy

Mummy It’s Not Coming

Been sitting here a long timeWaiting for my pooMummy it’s not comingI don’t know what to do?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, toddler, toilet4 Comments on Mummy It’s Not Coming

Deck

This photo is not humourousDesign is very sussThe woman has a toddlerThe deck’s so dangerous…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 6, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:construction fail, deck, poetry, toddler2 Comments on Deck

Cilla Gets Excited

Sometimes Cilla getsExcited, flies aroundDon’t look where she’s going andSuddenly rebounds Shit Priscilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 4, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, poetry, toddler9 Comments on Cilla Gets Excited

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