As agent we were asked to sellThis house (which must be seen)Featuring the latestTV plasma screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tag Archives: TV
Stan. Fireplace Builder
Keep up to date on GoogleWhere to put the fireThings much improved from old daysNo more ash from fire Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Reality Show
I did it, I won itLet’s all have a beerThe other contestant She ended in tears TV producer Jack Someone must winWin at all costLoser must endWith tears at all cost Ratings are soaring Jack…… Shit hot Pete…… What message are we sending to our young folks?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cable chaos)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Linonophobia
Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”
Poet Don Reporting on the Mickey Mouse Club and Annette Funicello
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Do you remember TVThe Mickey Mouse ClubAnnette FunicelloRub-a-dub-a-dub? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Walmart TV Pickup
Went to pick my TV upFrom the Walmart storeSaid there was a problemSeems got dropped on floor….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021 This looks like a Walmart. I was an overnight Stocker. Saw TVs and other electronics literally fall 4ft off a pallet that was being moved off of racking, and get put on the shelf forContinue reading “Walmart TV Pickup”
Cilla Loves Her Telly
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Cilla loves her tellyProgram ‘Cats on Heat’She gets this glazed fixated lookStuck, glued to her feet…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My Dear Hobby
I love my dear pet HobbyAnd Hobby he loves meI give him everything he wantsIncluding his TV…. And his favourite videos…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I Do Love Watching Telly
I do love watching tellyThis one I watch each dayMy rug on lap to keep me warmMy aids hear what they say…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 