photography – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Come to Bed

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Come with me to bed girlFeel my powerful thrustI am irresistibleCome to bed you must…. She slapped me?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Do Me

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Look into my eyes dearDo me do me pleaseI’ve worn my special purple glovesDo me quickly, jeez…. I’m tired. Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

The Rock Climbing Photographer

My job is photographingClimbers climbing rocksTake all safety precautionsAttaching me to rocks…. This would worry me…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan’s Photographic Service

Easter time has come aroundStan’s into taking picsHis customers will office-comeTo make their photo pick…. Call Stan for your next doggie shoot…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Glamour Shot

I’m 11 years old and mummyTook me for glamour shotThe photo man tissied me upAnd this is what I got…. Don’t I look nice?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021