I used to be a tubbyBefore I joined the gymI’m now transformed, quite different(I’m also not so dim)…. Could Stan have something to do with designing this poster?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: gym
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The gym is calling my namebut my bed is holding me captive
Levitation Helps Lactation
This skill is very difficultInvolves deep concentrationBut when you get the hang of itIt helps with your lactation…. I wanna learn this mum . ……. I wanna lactate more….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Been just thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours haveContinue reading “Levitation Helps Lactation”
Gym Toneup
Went to the gym to tone upTone up what I’ve gotSomehow I went and did something wrongBut don’t quite know just what?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Hanging Bar
A hanging bar hangs from the ceilI’m gonna have a swingA bar which hangs upon a ceilIs a useful thing…. Shit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
