If fire alarm decides to ringDrop all and go outsideGather at the proper placeDo what you’re told, abide…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: FASHION FAILS
Leaking Sun
Been having trouble latelySun keeps leaking inBought this on the internetNow happy (poem’s fin)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Sombrero
Ordered a sombreroOn the internetJust arrived this morningLook at what I get……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Gone to Seed
Just bought this on the internetExactly what I needTo tell the world just how I feelI’ve had it , gone to seed Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
How To Get Up Close Without Being Noticed
They say to get up closeThat if you imitateThey’ll never see you comingUntil it is too late…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
ROY-G-BIV
I love the colours, sound ofSound of ROY-G-BIVPlease colour me around my legsWith all you have to give…… Slight fashion fail?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
I’d Like a Change of Colour
Today I’d like a different shadeOf colour on my nailWould also like to have my skinA lighter shade of pale Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Sun Protection
Important when I’m at the beachProtect myself from sunSlap slopping here slap slopping thereCovered up, all done Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Gone to Seed
I bought this track suit recently(Exactly what I need)To show the world just how I feelI’ve had it, gone to seed…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Zippy Beachware
Designed this zippy beachwareWhich no-one else has doneTo make me lots of moneyGo online and buy one Or two…or three…… Slight fashion fail?…. I gotta have one…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
