FASHION FAILS – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Pant

Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Hound’s Tooth

I’ve got the latest fashion pantsBased on tooth of houndAll the girls adore me, yepFollow me around…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Latest Cycling Fashion

We’re modelling the latestCycling fashion wearMatching outfits (his and hers)Latest fashion wear…. I like it…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

We’re More than Just Plain Clothing

We’re more than just plain clothingOur fashions are an artWe push this in our marketingOur fashions are an art…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Fire Drill

If fire alarm decides to ringDrop all and go outsideGather at the proper placeDo what you’re told, abide…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Leaking Sun

Been having trouble latelySun keeps leaking inBought this on the internetNow happy (poem’s fin)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Sombrero

Ordered a sombreroOn the internetJust arrived this morningLook at what I get……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Gone to Seed

Just bought this on the internetExactly what I needTo tell the world just how I feelI’ve had it , gone to seed Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

How To Get Up Close Without Being Noticed

They say to get up closeThat if you imitateThey’ll never see you comingUntil it is too late…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

ROY-G-BIV

I love the colours, sound ofSound of ROY-G-BIVPlease colour me around my legsWith all you have to give…… Slight fashion fail?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021