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Category Archives: FASHION FAILS

Pant

Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 11, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:clothing, fashion, humour, poetry3 Comments on Pant

Hound’s Tooth

I’ve got the latest fashion pantsBased on tooth of houndAll the girls adore me, yepFollow me around…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:fashion, humour, menswear, poetry4 Comments on Hound’s Tooth

Latest Cycling Fashion

We’re modelling the latestCycling fashion wearMatching outfits (his and hers)Latest fashion wear…. I like it…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 5, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:cycling, fashion, humour, poetry9 Comments on Latest Cycling Fashion

We’re More than Just Plain Clothing

We’re more than just plain clothingOur fashions are an artWe push this in our marketingOur fashions are an art…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 29, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:fashion, humour, poetry, shop signage1 Comment on We’re More than Just Plain Clothing

Fire Drill

If fire alarm decides to ringDrop all and go outsideGather at the proper placeDo what you’re told, abide…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 19, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:fire drill, poetry7 Comments on Fire Drill

Leaking Sun

Been having trouble latelySun keeps leaking inBought this on the internetNow happy (poem’s fin)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 16, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:poetry, sun hat11 Comments on Leaking Sun

Sombrero

Ordered a sombreroOn the internetJust arrived this morningLook at what I get……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 14, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:hat, poetry, sombrero6 Comments on Sombrero

Gone to Seed

Just bought this on the internetExactly what I needTo tell the world just how I feelI’ve had it , gone to seed Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 14, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:clothes, given up, poetry, track suit1 Comment on Gone to Seed

How To Get Up Close Without Being Noticed

They say to get up closeThat if you imitateThey’ll never see you comingUntil it is too late…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:duck hunting, poetry10 Comments on How To Get Up Close Without Being Noticed

ROY-G-BIV

I love the colours, sound ofSound of ROY-G-BIVPlease colour me around my legsWith all you have to give…… Slight fashion fail?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 28, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:colour wheel, tights8 Comments on ROY-G-BIV

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