FASHION FAILS – The Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Gone to Seed

I bought this track suit recently(Exactly what I need)To show the world just how I feelI’ve had it, gone to seed…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Zippy Beachware

Designed this zippy beachwareWhich no-one else has doneTo make me lots of moneyGo online and buy one Or two…or three…… Slight fashion fail?…. I gotta have one…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

My New Jeans

I bought myself a pair of jeansOn the internet-notI’m very happy what they sentHappy what I get-got Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Expert Knotter

I am an expert knotterThere’s no knot I don’t knowI’m in the Knotters Union(In case you didn’t know)…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Flat-Chested

As I’m quite flat-chestedThe front seemed bit of wasteHave yet to work out what to doWith back, trim, maybe lace?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Fashion-Conscious, Practical

Bought these shoes for running(Got them on ebay)Fashion-conscious, practicalHappy yep, hey hey Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Friends of Gerald

I’d like to be a friendOf this Gerald guyI then got down to thinkingThinking why would I?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

The Happy Co-ordinating Family

We are a happy familyLike to co-ordinateJust made a purchase (all are pleased)Can’t wait to use, can’t wait…. Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

We Are a Happy Family

We are a happy familyWe have a car as wellWe are a happy familyFrom photo you can tell…. Can only be in America…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Is This a Problem Mummy?

Mummy my pants fallenHalfway down my bumDoes this cause a problem?No dear, in you come Don MatthewsDecember 2020