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Bowed to Every Night

I tower over village(Bowed to every night)Nipples one each side I haveNipples both in sight…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Rabbit Stew

I’m gonna get some rabbitsFor to make a stewHave my rabbit gun all readyHope to bag a few…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Stan Gets Royal Calling

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Being an expert in plumbingThe Castle did call me (come Stan)We have urgent need for your serviceSo on my bike I quickly ran…. I absolutely love it…… Arise Sir Stan…….. Gosh …… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Priscilla at the Window

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I use the blinds behind meWhen going in and outWhether slow or whether fastIt is my usual route…. Shit man!…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Got a Shoe Problem Mum

I do I have a problemWhen putting on my shoesMy mum’s agreed to buy someTo solve my problem (shoes)… Which is my right foot mum?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Tap

I find this tap convenientEasy to controlEasy to turn on and offWhen I’m washing dishes…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Drummers

A happy band of drummersDrumming really loudNothing puts them offDrumming for the crowd…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Throw It

You finish a drink cartonThen throw it awayNo care for the environmentWhat more can I say?…. In a housing ghetto somewhere. I didn’t record where…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Kim

Do you like my boobs?Do you like my ass?I’m a self-made billionaireI am Kim Kadash Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

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Stan Tops a Palm Tree

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Done the trigonometrySine and cosine tooSafety (yep) all coveredNow just have to do…. Shit!..Forgot the hypotenuse…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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