Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Blanket

Write something incorporating the word ‘blanket’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BLANKET I now choose to say blanketInstead of shit and fuck itIt does sound more respectableThan fuck it, shit (go suck it) Blanket…..suck it and see Fan DM

Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers

Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”

The Filthy Five

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Billy and Elsie and EricAnd Tyson and Jude (they are grey)African parrots in EnglandBut the trouble is the words that they say (They’re in the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park Zoo) They’ve learnt unacceptable foul languageTo their keeper and public they sayWithout hesitation just ‘fuck off’Which don’tContinue reading “The Filthy Five”