A computer cannot cook an omelette even if asked politely
Tag Archives: computer
Sitting and Waiting
I’m sitting in the libraryUsing their computerNot feeling very happyNot saying yep, you beauter I’m waiting here real patientlyFor the tech to ringComputer’s fixed Don, come collect800 dollars bring Shit!…… you’ll survive
The Data Centre of 2050
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Whatever’s Going On?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Computer’s fine. no problemsPerform this task I sayThis message then comes on the screenWhat game you trying to play? Slight technology fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Love You Little Computer. But You’re Useless
I love you little ‘puter Your keyboard, mouse I play with But really you are useless Cos answers are all you give Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to Pablo Picasso
