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Online Lessons

I love my online lessonsI do learn such a lotSitting with my my friends in classGiving what I’ve got…. I do love my online lessons…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:class, computer, humour, online lesson, poetry3 Comments on Online Lessons

LAN Party

I’m going to a LANParty with my friendsWe’ll Local Area NetworkTie up all the ends…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer, LAN, party, poetry2 Comments on LAN Party

Balance Problem

Had it nicely balancedSuddenly was notMade a grab to hold itCaused a problem (lot)…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 15, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:balance, computer, humour, poetry4 Comments on Balance Problem

From the FCS Headline Department

“Worker proud of not even knowing how to turn on a computer about to be replaced by one”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:computer, computer illiterate, headline, quoteLeave a comment on From the FCS Headline Department

The FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

The internet is downso I’m outside today

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 22, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:computer, internet, outside, quote3 Comments on The FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Do Not Upset Technology

Do not upset technologyIt will jump back at youYou wonder what I’m talking ’bout? Scroll down and find out…. See? so be kind to your computer……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:computer, frustration, humour, poetry, robot4 Comments on Do Not Upset Technology

I’m Training Ralph Up To Be Cultured

When Ralph did first come to FCSHis knowledge was still as a pup Priscilla said Don you gotta do somethingSo decided to culture him up……. He’s coming along in leaps and bounds…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 2, 2021Posted inRalph the dogTags:computer, dog5 Comments on I’m Training Ralph Up To Be Cultured

From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs

A computer cannot cook an omelette even if asked politely

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer, cooking, eggs, omelette5 Comments on From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs

Sitting and Waiting

I’m sitting in the libraryUsing their computerNot feeling very happyNot saying yep, you beauter I’m waiting here real patientlyFor the tech to ringComputer’s fixed Don, come collect800 dollars bring Shit!…… you’ll survive

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 25, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer7 Comments on Sitting and Waiting

The Data Centre of 2050

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 21, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer, dog10 Comments on The Data Centre of 2050

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