Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”
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Listen Woman
You’re not taking noticeI’m getting ignoredI want to do somethingI’m just getting bored Don MatthewsNovember 2022
LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them…………….. Welcome toThe Like-Minders Society For the advancementofContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir”
Blog
If my poem don’t appealDon’t set your mind agogI don’t mind if you do decideTo find another blogFind another blog Comment Poet this is brilliant!Such meaning, wise and deepAll skillfully well hiddenAllowing just a peep Write on!…you show great promise Don MatthewsMarch 2020
Interesting
A virus, the most primitive of lifeformsControls us, how interesting to meWhen man is considered the top ofThe top of the evolutionary tree Don Matthews March 2020
Barber
I went to the barberTo get a haircutAll went quite normalNormal, then but I went to the barberTo get a haircutHome again home againJiggedy jig Don MatthewsNovember 2022
You Hold the Tile
You hold the tileAnd I’ll do the sawWe know what we’re doingWe done it before I swear that’s Stan and Perc…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Poet Don Reporting on the Mickey Mouse Club and Annette Funicello
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Do you remember TVThe Mickey Mouse ClubAnnette FunicelloRub-a-dub-a-dub? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Bali Wobblies by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/image-bali-wobblies-don-matthews-1.jpg Image Source: Canva Pro (my experience on return from a Bali holiday) I went to see my doctor My doctor said to me What can I do for you good sir You look so terribly https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/image-1-bali-wobblies-don-matthews.jpg I then said to my doctor He listened patiently I’ve just come…
I Am a Bipole Manic
I am a bipole manicKept in check with drugsStops me going down the sinkDown the sink glug glug glug glug glug Mental illness can’t be seenSee my picture here?Any sign of manicness?Manicness sign here? No… Because you just can’t see itYou cannot understandSo sweep it under carpetNo need then understand A broken arm is visibleEasyContinue reading “I Am a Bipole Manic”
