poetry – Page 362 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Hair and a G-String

Bach is the music of choiceTo soothe buyers into a buyFrom shampoo, to cars, even lingerieAs writer, I ask is that why? Bach would not be happy with this commercialization of his musicHe was a very devout Lutheran https://www.classicfm.com/composers/bach/music-makes-us-spend-advertising-study/ Don MatthewsJuly 2021 I like the plum candy one dear….. I’ll take six please…. And the……Continue reading “Hair and a G-String”

Stan Installs Another Toilet

I just installed a toiletWas pushed for bit of spaceBut colour matching I did chooseIt was it’s saving grace…. Yes boss?…… The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?…… Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Biden Wants to Find Where Covid-19 Originated

The US wants to find outWhere Covid first beganDid it start in ChinaAt Institute Wuhan? For sake of peace I’m hopingThat what it is, is thatIt didn’t come from Wuhan , butA pangolin or bat Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Ecuadorian Welders Very Safety Conscious Aware

In Ecuador they weld a lotAnd therefore take great careTo not be foolish, take great risksBy welding high, midair…. And standing on a wooden plank?……. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer

Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

I’m Just a Simple Poet

I’m just a simple poetNothing wordy, flashJust like playing round with wordsGiving things a bash bash ash sh h haha….. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Stan’s Album Cover Design Company

They wanted on the coverSomething country westPut Perc to work in joineryWe came up with our best…. We’re very pleased Stan…. Yeeeehaaaaaa…… Stan has branched out into a new area. We look forward to see what his next album cover request will be Don MatthewsJuly 2021

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