I’m working on an art pieceTo stand upon the floorYou ask me what it’s all about?Watch…. You follow?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tag Archives: plumber
Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer
Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Unblocks a Drain
I called for Stan the plumberThe pipe outside was blockedHe climbed out of the windowHe climbed out in flip-flops…. Shit Stan…… No worries….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Marketing Plan
A plumber (who’s local’s) gone brokeIgnored basic tenet this manHe didn’t include any fridge magnetsNo magnets in his marketing plan Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency
You have a problem madam?Your sink/drain not in line?There now, I’ve just fixed itA specialty of mine Oh thankyou Mr Stan. You have done a wonderful job……. Stan is a registered plumber and fully paid-up member of the Plumbers Union. Call Stan for your next plumbing job Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGNContinue reading “Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency”
Stan, Toilet Stall Consultant
I had this bright idea I didTo see if toilet stallHad someone in it doing whatOr no-one in at all We are very happy with Stan’s work. We recommend him for any toilet stall peer-ins Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan Helps With Fountain Request
Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise Would appear Stan has still a bit of learning to do re fountain dyeing. We suggest calling another plumber for your next fountain re-dye. The company wanted the fountain pink for breast cancer awareness (why?) but obviously something didn’tContinue reading “Stan Helps With Fountain Request”
Stan the Plumber. Loo Installation Expert
You do have tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inFor you to have a pee We love it Stan. We can blow kisses while in the bath…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member. Call Stan for your next job Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan the Plumber Overcomes a Difficulty
Had a problem here bossRan into the clockMade a quick adjustmentClock went tick-a-tock Well done son….. Slight design fail ?…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member Call Stan for your next plumbing job Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 